The game is done!

   I'm super excited (and also bummed that there haven't been many plays) — but people don't know things exist if you don't tell them, who knew?

   First devlogs aren't supposed to be full releases, or so I'm told — I honestly have no idea what I'm doing with this documenting, marketing, and self-promotion stuff. It's all new to me. I'm used to just silently working for months and then BAM: have a thing!

   Unsurprisingly, no one knows this exists. I've spent every waking moment of my free time for the last several months creating this open world text adventure set in a tavern and writing the 110,000 words that went into it.

   There's an achievement tracker, scene viewer, and tons of silly details. You can even use your mouse to (somewhat painfully) stab me in the credits. There's no mobile support though, and I don't really plan on adding it unless I get a lot of requests — the game wasn't planned with that and it would take quite a bit of work to get right.

   Have a gander! Rip it to shreds and tell me your thoughts, laugh and have fun.